Cheese Shortage test

Developed by: cheesy McCheesington

How exactly would you cope in a cheese shortage? Would you rejoice? Would you end up in the nut house? Find out here!

Question 1: Your flat mate/relative comes home from the supermarket and declares a cheese shortage, and couldn't bring any home. You...

	scream and start punching a pillow
	So, it's just cheese
	roll into a ball and shake

Question 2: The next day, you walk into the kitchen to make cheese on toast, and suddenly remember the shortage. You...

	Sob like a baby until someone brings you a bar of chocolate
	Looks like it's just toast for me today... oh well.
	become angry at the fridge and then start crying and hug it saying 'I'm sorry, I know its not your fault'

Question 3: You are walking in the park when you stumble upon a piece of paper with plans to steal the remaining cheese and chuck it in the sea. You...

	Instantly begin plotting ways to intercept the cheese transport, then punch the living daylights out of the driver.
	Turn it into the police. Could be serious!
	Scream, then faint with the paper clutched in your hand

Question 4: So, you have been without cheese you a week. What do you say?

	cheese, must have cheese. BANG BANG BANG. hehe.
	Why are you taking this to be such a problem? Get a life.
	holding hammer I'm late, for err, a ... err, yes. Bye!

Question 5: You wake from a dream about cheese, and discover you are craving it and can't sleep. What do you do?

	Read, always helps me keep my mind off bad situations. Not that its that bad...
	kick your wardrobe hard and hobble back to bed
	roll around on the floor singing, 'here we go round the cheesy bush, cheesy bush, cheesy bush!'

Question 6: You end up home alone for the day. What's on your mind?

	I wonder who will win the next general election....
	If I found someone had cheese, well, I'd kill them I would!
	WAAA! I WANT CHEEEESSSSEEEEE!

Question 7: You are in a supermarket, and happen to see the vacant cheese shelves. What do you do?

	I'm sorry, which cheese shelf?
	hug the shelf and sob, 'WHY? WHY THE CHEESE?' and hiss at anyone who comes too close
	throw your basket at it. These shortages just make you so angry...

Question 8: You are in the high street and see a person eating cheese. You

	Who has cheese? oh, him. Oooh, what a lovely top!
	Hug their leg and beg for a little of it. Then when they refuse cry and bite them
	go up to them and point two fingers at their head and say in a threatening voice, give me the cheese, or I'll shoot'

Question 9: You start seeing cheese everywhere, everything is made of cheese. You...

	try to chew a piece of a cash machine
	Go straight to a hospital
	fall to your knees and scream, 'YES! YES! IT'S ALL OVER!'

Question 10: You have been without (real) cheese for a month. How are you coping?

	Why do you keep asking me these questions? I'M FINE!
	You have cheese don't you, yes, you do... why I ought to...
	I have cheese, see, hold out a selection of coins and bottle caps SEE! HA! HAHA! meep!