Question 1: Which of these colors do you like best?

All the colors

yellow, green

Red, orange

Monkey no speak English!

Blue, violet

Question 2: What is your favorite food?

Bananas!

Humans!

Pencils!

Doorknobs!

Question 3: OO OO EE EE!

WTF?

Hey! I made up that word!

No, your wrong, it's OOh! Eee Eee Ahah!

Question 4: Do you like monkeys?

I have one for a pet!

All types, all shapes of monkey l like!

They're ok.

No way Jose!

Question 5: Have you ever... Had the maniacal urge to swing from chandeliers and other hanging things?

Ooh, yes!

What kind of crazy sicky are you?

Um, not really, well, maybe sort of...

Question 6: Did you actually do it?

I never wanted to in the first place!

Yes!

No. Bummer.

Question 7: Did you score less than 85 on any IQ test you took?

No way! I am not stupid!

What is IQ? Me monkey no know IQ.

No, I have never taken an IQ test.

Question 8: How many types of monkey can you name?

0-5

20-50

10-20

5-10

Question 9: Do you have fleas?

No monkeys have fleas! We clean! Maybe me has fleas.

Yes.

No. I am not a dog.

Question 10: Last but not least, do you think you are a monkey?

YES! Better yet, I KNOW I am a monkey!

maybe...

No, stupid.