Question 1: When you pass him, he completely ignores you.

True

False

Question 2: When you look at him, he looks at you like you have 2 heads and runs for the nearest emergency exit.

True

False

Question 3: If and when he stares at you, his eyes look dreamy.

True

False

Question 4: He has touched you other than by accident.

True

False

Question 5: When you touch by accident, he screams, sprints across campus to the nearest bathroom, and sterilizes his hands 26 times until they are red and raw.

True

False

Question 6: When you try a new look, he stares at you in disgust and says, "Eww! What happened to you!"

True

False

Question 7: He has told either his friend or your friend that you are cute.

True

False

Question 8: He makes an effort to avoid you and your friends, who may be contaminated with "you" germs.

True

False

Question 9: When you see him at the mall, he notices you and says hey.

True

False

Question 10: He has tripped and fallen splat on his face because he was gazing dreamily at you.

True

False