Question 1: Why did you take this quiz?
	Because I'm chewing gum
	Because I found it
	How should I know?
	I'm bored.

Question 2: Which bests describes you:
	Abnormal. Totally abnormal.
	Normal for me is abnormal for everyone else . . . I think.
	Fine. I'm neither.
	Normal. Why?

Question 3: If you were one of these, what would you be?

Why would I be one of those? What if I'm neither?

a computer: smart and intelligent.

I don't know . . . something unpredictable.

a TV: always entertaining.

Question 4: Are you sitting alone right now?
	alone? I'm always with me, I'm never alone.
	Yup.
	One person.
	Are you kidding? I'm surrounded by people!

Question 5: What kind of teacher would you want to be?
	Math or science. One of those.
	English/ Spelling/Language Arts
	Is there a lunch teacher?
	P.E. all the way!

Question 6: What is your dream car?

a beetle.

One that I will invent.

BIG HUGE HUMMER!

a high tech one.

Question 7: What kind of grades do you get?
	I'm out of school!
	F, F, F and a F. Can you tell me my average?
	All A's thank you very much.
	Middle grades.

Question 8: What is the most important thing about your gum?
	color. It must be pretty.
	Chewy. It's texture is the important.
	It must be crunchy. Yum!
	Flavor is the craze.

Question 9: Which holiday do you like best?
	Dog Day! Don't ask.
	Christmas. You give, get, and it's a b-day!
	My B-day. Party for me and my friends!
	Thanksgiving. It's called that for a reason.

Question 10: on a scale of 1-10, how often do you chew gum?
	10! Like 24/7!
	9 all the way! No, 9.5.
	5-8, I save some for later.
	1 or 2.

Question 11: which would you rather be doing?

sports!

running a School club.

TV or home video games

Arcade!

Question 12: What is your favorite device?

a light to see.

anything that helps me eat.

computer! I'm on one!

a pencil. very technical for my IQ.

Question 13: How much are you willing to pay for your gum?

I take it from friends, or where ever I find it. Who says I pay?

I don't need to. I'm stocked up!

As long as a get a lot, any price. I'm rich!

all my money! Wait I don't have any! Ahhh!

Question 14: What kind of music do you listen to?

country!

slow pop.

pop/rock. All the new stuff.

Classical.

Question 15: Do you eat expired gum?

No. Has to be new.

It expires? Really? Ut oh!

How old is expired? a decade?

gum never expires! Used or not!