What Sub Sandwich Are You?

Developed by: Rob Thorsness

Find Out!

Question 1: You are approached by a big tough guy. What do you do?

	You pretend to be afraid, forsake your possessions, and sucker-punch the guy the second he turns around
	Before analyzing his motive, you unload your fists of fury in a mindless rage of violent desperation
	You pee your pants, and run
	You await his first action, hoping to understand what it is he wants so that you can respond rationally

Question 2: You are about to rent a movie. Which do you rent?

	Ya Ya Sisterhood Movie
	The latest horny-teenagers-looking-for-hot-girls-amidst-whacky-circumstances movie
	Anything with DEATH in the title
	Some romantic comedy...a funny one

Question 3: What is your idea of a fun Saturday night?

	Quiet dinner with said romantic interest
	Knitting
	Skydiving...no parachute
	Beers, cigars, and buddies

Question 4: A construction company is about to bulldoze the last remnants of a tropical rainforest. What do you do?

	Brew a batch of napalm and provide a helping hand
	While you may not agree with the construction project, you lack the ambition to really do anything. You decide to watch TV.
	You flip a coin: heads you destroy, tails you protect.
	Cry, then hug the nearest tree, protesting the destruction of your leafy brethren

Question 5: What is your choice of vehicle?

	My feet. Keeps me in shape and prevents global warming!
	Ferrari Testarossa...with mounted anti-aircraft cannon
	Dodge Stratus
	Tank...colored pink. I'm not afraid to show my feminine side.

Question 6: What do you consider a good workout?

	Successful flee of rhinoceros stampede
	30 minutes on the elliptical machine, but no sweating...it clogs my pores
	Massive weightlifting session. Cerebral hemorrhage necessary.
	A nice jog around campus

Question 7: Your waiter completely messes up your order. How do you react?

	You eat the incorrect meal, leaving only a bite. You then inform the waiter of his mistake, and get the correct meal for free.
	You keep quiet and convince yourself that this is what you really should have ordered
	You politely ask for the correct meal
	You throw the food in the waiters face, demand the correct meal on the house, and insult his mother as he crawls away

Question 8: How would you define yourself?

	Calm, controlled, peaceful
	A typical John/Jane Doe
	SHHH! ...I'm hunting buffalo
	Crazy. and smelly.

Question 9: What do you wash yourself with?

	I only bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
	A Knife
	Um...soap
	Organic, unprocessed, soap-free soap of the earth

Question 10: Lastly, what is your ideal meal?

	Explosives.
	Puppies. HAHA I'm kidding! Kittens.
	Anything green
	Duh! Sub Sandwiches!