Question 1: You are approached by a big tough guy. What do you do?

You pee your pants, and run

You await his first action, hoping to understand what it is he wants so that you can respond rationally

Before analyzing his motive, you unload your fists of fury in a mindless rage of violent desperation

You pretend to be afraid, forsake your possessions, and sucker-punch the guy the second he turns around

Question 2: You are about to rent a movie. Which do you rent?

The latest horny-teenagers-looking-for-hot-girls-amidst-whacky-circumstances movie

Ya Ya Sisterhood Movie

Anything with DEATH in the title

Some romantic comedy...a funny one

Question 3: What is your idea of a fun Saturday night?

Beers, cigars, and buddies

Quiet dinner with said romantic interest

Skydiving...no parachute

Knitting

Question 4: A construction company is about to bulldoze the last remnants of a tropical rainforest. What do you do?

While you may not agree with the construction project, you lack the ambition to really do anything. You decide to watch TV.

Brew a batch of napalm and provide a helping hand

You flip a coin: heads you destroy, tails you protect.

Cry, then hug the nearest tree, protesting the destruction of your leafy brethren

Question 5: What is your choice of vehicle?

Tank...colored pink. I'm not afraid to show my feminine side.

Ferrari Testarossa...with mounted anti-aircraft cannon

Dodge Stratus

My feet. Keeps me in shape and prevents global warming!

Question 6: What do you consider a good workout?

A nice jog around campus

Successful flee of rhinoceros stampede

Massive weightlifting session. Cerebral hemorrhage necessary.

30 minutes on the elliptical machine, but no sweating...it clogs my pores

Question 7: Your waiter completely messes up your order. How do you react?

You eat the incorrect meal, leaving only a bite. You then inform the waiter of his mistake, and get the correct meal for free.

You throw the food in the waiters face, demand the correct meal on the house, and insult his mother as he crawls away

You keep quiet and convince yourself that this is what you really should have ordered

You politely ask for the correct meal

Question 8: How would you define yourself?

Crazy. and smelly.

SHHH! ...I'm hunting buffalo

Calm, controlled, peaceful

A typical John/Jane Doe

Question 9: What do you wash yourself with?

A Knife

Um...soap

I only bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

Organic, unprocessed, soap-free soap of the earth

Question 10: Lastly, what is your ideal meal?

Puppies. HAHA I'm kidding! Kittens.

Anything green

Duh! Sub Sandwiches!

Explosives.